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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 5023 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8050 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft server on the interwebs? Fallenshadow, our resident schizo loli, is always looking for new husbands to join her in her pixelated adventures. But be warned, she’s a hard-working queen who demands only the best company!
Join us for a wild ride filled with Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage match or two. And if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of Otis, our trusty manager who keeps things running smoothly (most of the time).
But beware, our Twitter feeds are a rollercoaster of emotions, with Menhera drama and shadowchama shenanigans galore. And don’t forget to check out our schedule, coming soon™ to a screen near you.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital realm. Just remember to follow the rules, ignore the trolls, and most importantly, have a blast! See you in the game, lovelies!
