Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MinecraftMalta

    MinecraftMalta

    ★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Titan

    Titan

    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Devil’s Minecraft

    Devil’s Minecraft

    Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

    Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

    Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

    Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

    Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

    Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

    Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Mythical Quests Completed: 23
    Farms Harvested: 947 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Animals Bred: 21 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • qubecraft

    qubecraft
    qubecraft

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

    We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

    We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

    If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

    VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

    Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

    You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

    You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3360
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Legitland

    Legitland

    A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VcGaming

    VcGaming

    We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2425 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Artesanato Scavenger

    Artesanato Scavenger
    Scavenger Crafts

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6208 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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