Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • jazziebots

    jazziebots

    factions server in progress

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 8 Bit Minecraft

    8 Bit Minecraft

    The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Hollandcraft

    Hollandcraft

    Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

    We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

    Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TheParkMC

    TheParkMC

    Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PPMC – NEW

    PPMC – NEW

    PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

    Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

    Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AlienCraft

    AlienCraft

    Faction, Survival, PVP, Mob Arena, Paintball, Skyblock, Mcmmo ..Some fun plugins such as using a pumpkin as scuba device and choptree

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BuildCraftia

    BuildCraftia

    If you are looking for an excellent creative server, BuildCraftia is the one you are looking for. We offer the best tools for building and according to our players, we have the best surroundings for an enjoyable gameplay with our friend players and active staff members!

    Join us today at bcsn.us

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KingdomsCity

    KingdomsCity

    Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Emerald Gaming

    Emerald Gaming

    This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 9959
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MCAmusement With Disney World

    MCAmusement With Disney World

    This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

    Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

    FTB LiteCraft  FTB Lite Server

    Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Club Obsidian

    Club Obsidian

    Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Mines Excavated: 4309
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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