Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Rainbows Spotted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Farms Harvested:	276	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Items Found:	2536
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Votes:	8092	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	4541	Runes Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4463	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Items Found:	5083	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	1230
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Crops Grown:	6744	Ores Mined:	9498
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ores Mined:	7463	Void Armor Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Farms Harvested:	166	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

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