Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	818
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4432	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Farms Harvested:	179	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7692	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	1139	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1047

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Votes:	5714	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	3081
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	735804
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582