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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9577 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
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