Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6224
Dragon Eggs Found:	4863	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1289	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	257730
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8014
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Votes:	189	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5550
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	8783	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7840	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com