Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Towns Built:	10
Farms Harvested:	822	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2907	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8335
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	4174	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	699	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4399	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	731
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	196	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9953	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	176	New Chunks Explored:	557030
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.