Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	5275	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	4233
Villages Defended:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	170
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	178
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	4742
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	3851	Dragon Eggs Found:	2636
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	621	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Void Gems Collected:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Players Killed by Monsters:	695

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).