Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6278
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mines Excavated:	4781	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7247
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Farms Harvested:	776	Star Shards Collected:	179
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Star Shards Collected:	76
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Farms Harvested:	537	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	51
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Emeralds Found:	648	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	139

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”