Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Animals Bred:	52	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3610	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Buildings Constructed:	44
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5596	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.