Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Potions Brewed:	42
Magic Items Found:	2133	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Animals Bred:	37
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7390	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	101
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Items Found:	4592	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	196
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Towns Built:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magic Items Found:	5679

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.