Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Crops Grown:	8724	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	241	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	50	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1808

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	143	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	4730
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	93	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	188

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Ores Mined:	5469	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7841

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2706	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.