Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	697734
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Towns Built:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Crops Grown:	8953
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	578	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Villages Defended:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Emeralds Found:	1318
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Items Found:	7787

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Farms Harvested:	599	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Star Shards Collected:	209
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	171
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Animals Bred:	165	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!