Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Armor Forged:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9399	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1931	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ores Mined:	6575
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	1167	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	550031	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Meteorites Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.