Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	128605	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1004	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	146
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	5369	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9167	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Towns Built:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	3635
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Enchantments Applied:	100	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.