Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Mines Excavated:	4215
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8302	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7722

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2158	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	192
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.