Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	2929
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	158
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Farms Harvested:	767	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Items Found:	4497	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3813	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1007	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Star Shards Collected:	293
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).