Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	272910
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Crops Grown:	4015
Love Letters Sent:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

adoption, answer, anti spendism, Bread, containment board, Dangerous, Driving, extremist, gdp, globohomo establishment, glowies, HATED, Life, Militant, Minecraft, PEERS, Posting, Radical, Redpilling, smp, SPENDING, Tables, Wonderer

Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Emoji Minecraft Server

Body language, convey, emoji, emotion, emotion recognition, emotional cues, emotional expression, emotional interpretation, emotional response, facial analysis, facial communication, facial cues, facial expression, facial features, facial gestures, facial perception, facial recognition, facial signals, feelings, Interpretation, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Farms Harvested:	250

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us on this epic journey filled with insane events and wacky shenanigans. From battling the legendary Shorekeeper to leveling up with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Parade of Stars leveling event, sign up for the Gifts of Sea Breeze sign-in event, and team up with friends for the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event. And don’t forget to check out the Solaris Weather Forecast platforming event for some extra fun!

Still not convinced? How about exclusive codes and emotes to unlock cool rewards and show off to your friends? Plus, join our /wuwa/ Friends List to connect with other players and form alliances.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9241	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CubeWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, anti cheat, Artificial Intelligence, Clan Wars, Clans, cubeworld, CubeWorld banner, Donate, EASY, free, Griefing, lagi, Minecraft, modern website, MONEY, russian federation, Server, Survival, Swift anarchy, tops, two modes, Unique Ideas

– Our server is located in the Russian Federation

– The most modern website with unique ideas

– Lagi? Haven’t heard

– Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

– Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

– We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

– No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, advertising, blocks, blogging, celebration, Content Creation, Crafty, Digital Marketing, free, INDEPENDENCE, influencers, Liberation, Marketing, milestone, Minecraft, monetization, paid posts, Promotion, Relief, Server, social media, sponsored content, success

Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Farms Harvested:	898
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Maybe the Real Friends Were the Minecraft SMP Uname, Email, Pnumber, Bio, PW,…

archives, bio, Country, cross-correlated, database dumps, editor metadata, email, fname, Friends, I’M, ipaddr, long tail tags, messages, Minecraft, Pnumber, public records, pw, real, smp, soc. media uri, tzone, Uname, Uploads, useragent, web caches

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual treasure trove of personal information just waiting to be discovered! Join us and uncover all the juicy details about your fellow players, from their usernames to their social media profiles. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this juicy gossip instead? Join now and start digging up dirt on your friends like never before!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany, Burning Scent of Home, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Guinaifen, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Towns Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

chadcels, collect, Delusion, FIX, foid, ghosting, hatred, illusion of happiness, incel, incel.org, IncelFree, lie, loyal chad, male only space, mentally ill, Minecraft, Misogyny, rare creature, smp, Soft, Women, Zone

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5780	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Mines Excavated:	1786
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4840	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1556
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.