Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany, Burning Scent of Home, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Guinaifen, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

chadcels, collect, Delusion, FIX, foid, ghosting, hatred, illusion of happiness, incel, incel.org, IncelFree, lie, loyal chad, male only space, mentally ill, Minecraft, Misogyny, rare creature, smp, Soft, Women, Zone

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ores Mined:	605	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9259

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9571

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Potions Brewed:	188
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Enchantments Applied:	266	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	37
Emeralds Found:	6153	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

Awards, collaboration, Community, Content Creator, cookieswirlc, CookieSwirlCs, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, filian, Gaming, influencer, Interaction, Ironmouse, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, online presence, Popular, recognition, Server, social media, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2