Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7656
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Runes Activated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	9503	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4350

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	6332	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	356374

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8315	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	264

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	1356
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.