Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	719
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1245
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Mines Excavated:	1126	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4351
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5385

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5027
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Villages Defended:	16	Farms Harvested:	456
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.