Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Potions Brewed:	181
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Star Shards Collected:	264	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mines Excavated:	2734
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Emeralds Found:	9076	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5484	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.