Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2377	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	3437	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	51
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Items Found:	1219	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	9164	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9960	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	8324	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	31
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	268
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.