Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Items Found:	5408	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Void Armor Forged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Zombie Dances:	5	Ores Mined:	7908
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4535	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1350
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	224
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!