Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8332
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Potions Brewed:	120	Crops Grown:	1261
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Emeralds Found:	3043	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Star Shards Collected:	87	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	454
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3081
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.