Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Emeralds Found:	8217
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8575
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Zombie Dances:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2254
Dragon Eggs Found:	8164	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	71
Void Gems Collected:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ores Mined:	802	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	6801
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!