ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8226
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	236362

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	760
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.