ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4042
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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