ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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