ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 163525

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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