ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Buildings Constructed: 8
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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