ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Enchantments Applied: 248 Magic Items Found: 2202
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 104

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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