ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 30 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Buildings Constructed: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 New Chunks Explored: 594523
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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