ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Crops Grown: 5254 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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