ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	186	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

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Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8179	Animals Bred:	189
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

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Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1814	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

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VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Towns Built:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Emeralds Found:	4266
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

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Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Star Shards Collected:	127
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	630	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Towns Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Emeralds Found:	1831	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6174
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	3656

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	1939
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Farms Harvested:	546	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4159
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6792	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

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