ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	2675
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	180
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Animals Bred:	140	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchantments Applied:	137	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dimension Hops:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	355	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	134
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	3080	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Alien Abductions:	2

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Votes:	3385	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Ores Mined:	2893
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	231	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com