ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mines Excavated:	1650

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	254
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Emeralds Found:	9100
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Votes:	1947	Animals Bred:	156
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Towns Built:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Buildings Constructed:	37
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4358
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3232
Villages Defended:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5346	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585