ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Animals Bred:	79	New Chunks Explored:	169418
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	1810

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Minecraft Middle Earth

Creative

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Emeralds Found:	6932	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	431415
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

A community dedicated to building the world of Middle-Earth. It features build projects where everyone can join and compete to show off their building skills. The server is heavily focused on building. Weekly events called Themed Builds are being held, these focus on a particular style or theme.

build.mcmiddleearth.com

ShireCraft

Creative

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
New Chunks Explored:	401905	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

play.shirecraft.us

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

mc.eldercraft.de

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

deathlands.mcserver.ws

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4478	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Votes:	8184

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

sithalive.no-ip.biz

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

play.zetacraft.net

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

23.94.150.75

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

mc.lindegaard.one

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4572
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8955

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

cococraft.nuclearfallout.net

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	280	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

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66.85.184.34

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

claim.justsurvival.net

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

dcs.sytes.net

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

simple-craft.de:25564

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

play.hollyweed-minecraft.com

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

ordin.duckdns.org