Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 140 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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