ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	208
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ores Mined:	5837	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6825	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Animals Bred:	171

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crops Grown:	2540
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Emeralds Found:	1252

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5816
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!