ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	275
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4468
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mines Excavated:	4078

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	1041	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Animals Bred:	186

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3126
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.