ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	165
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8644
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ores Mined:	3879	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2408
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Void Gems Collected:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1304	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Farms Harvested:	709	Dragons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	7536	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Farms Harvested:	578

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	484
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Items Found:	8232
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.