ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	198699	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8018
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4654
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Ores Mined:	9936	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	165

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5695	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3041
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Towns Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ores Mined:	2543	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.