ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5076	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4895	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3830	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4943
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	174	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9005	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	219	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”