ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crops Grown:	7163
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Emeralds Found:	2409
Secret Passages Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7129	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	327093
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	139
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	293	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	5867
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	145
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchantments Applied:	135
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.