ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Animals Bred:	181	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	5004
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	761
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7399
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.