ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Emeralds Found:	1463	Enchantments Applied:	248
Star Shards Collected:	268	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crops Grown:	4512
Players Killed by Monsters:	5326	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Star Shards Collected:	127	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	169
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	6862

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Items Found:	7462	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5037
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!