ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	8101	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	101
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	143
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	551

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Farms Harvested:	559	Holy Grails Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	235	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4268	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8625
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2522	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	4320	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.