ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2262
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7050	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Towns Built:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	57	Falling into the Void:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9876
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3209	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	7871	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	268	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!